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anhetaqrqir patmutyunnery amenur en, mer akanjnery erbemn entarkvum en lurj pordzutyunneri, anjur, anham patmutyunner,, aranc intrigi, aranc arkacneri, gnacqi mej shat e patahum,erb stivac ereq jam shpelu es esimum het
 aystex kareli e nstel,
kulturaic zurk mardik aveli shat en patahum qan hakaraky,, mi angam indz motecav vomn pepot meky
- ktoxnas stex nstim gyada jan,,
gyaden qerud knign eee, bayc kulturain zoh ertalov kses
-es ho 21 tarekan kompleqsavorvac axjik chem or chtoxnam?
me angam 2 axper nstan koxqs u, parzvav or shat anham mardik ein,, xashac havkitn aranc ax inch ham uni. ay ydpes angam 2,,  dranc hakarak tesakn el ka, hamov hotov, yolov, xaydov, qichm tmblot, karmir tshnerov u xshxshalov el kxndan e, en or iranq iranc anekdot kpatmen u kxshxshan, indz bajin ein hasel anhamnery, ytpes xashac havkity aranc ax utelov hasa erevan, kse
-kayni banm sem
-nstac el klsem brat
prosty ynchi bdi kaynim? ete du ches patrastvum hayastani hanrapetutyan orhnergy patmel...
-es verjers lav chem qni, inch eri ogut chtvav, verjy valikortol ara qsi mejqis, mejqis cavy ancav, ed apteki axjiknel mor het kxosar heraxosov, ha tshin el xal kar...
es zarmacac knaem, u verj?
en anham axpern el lracrec ed chapic durs hetaqrqrasharj patmutyuny
-ydig en ory cher or hovakimy avton zargec..
es kmtacem...
-ayy henc ydic el bdi skseiq, amenahetaqrqiry toxeles na pisledok.. Hovakimn or avton zargec mard merav? appan egav poxery tvav?
de vonc haskanum eq michev erevan hasnelun es shaat ed tipi patmutyunner lseci, kam
-hortis morteci caxeci 48 dproci dasatuneri vra, keran lav el govacinn
haa byy heto? myam ymbes ban sa apush ktrim, xosqi verjum aser sax tunavorvan, dprocy pakvav, erexeqy mnacin aranc krtvel,, chnayac ira bernic ed nuyn bany khncher motavorapes spes
erexeqy mnacin aranc krtttvel...
ay dud yani shat shat enq 48 dproci erexeqin el kkrtes, erexeqy tox mecnan, iranq el erexa unenan ur kkrtes, gna culikid krte or chaxna mortes, caxes 47 dproci dasatuneri vra.. es prprel ei, inchpes sevany noyember amsin,, chishtn or sem es chidem sevany vor amsin kprpri, bayc ytpes em grel, vordev duq el chideq))

U ed im nervanyacac pahin hankarc saabsheni egav.. bacem tesnem,

 dzer hashvekshiry pakas e 100 dramic, veralicqavoreq ayn, hetn el munat guka
prosty,, ov es duuu,, qez inch,,  kam or banki avtoatvetchiky kzange,,, , ynchi, inchu, inchx, vonc, imaal? qnics khane gelnim me achqs pak` terminatori pes, or se barev dzez dzer koxmic erashxavorvac sedrak mkrtchyani mucman ory aysor e,ha ed sedrakn el en sedrakn e or eresic chorni em ynge, ydex vaabshe prpra, inchpes ejannoc shampuny marmnin hpvellis, offf chgitem, gitem vor djvar e

ed djvarutyunnerin chdimanalov mer harevan enoq dzyan darav jin

ov avshari shishy kshper mijic gelner, bayc erazanq cher katare, papiroz guzer.

djvar e mardkanc haskanaly,

avton et taluc ed koxe takn vorn e? ho dangrad chi dne or kse koxe taky, kam or ksen mer tuny baxniq e aysinq aranc camqoc u qisay chgam dzer tun? ha gukam dexin hanragitarany kvercnem, myam el dzeri het kcayvim,, kam hech exel e or mamain seq esor inch bdi utenq, se
-ishu poch
ha bayc ynchi? urdic gukan ed cavecnox xosqery,, lav e chi se delfini loxakov u lexakov chash

shat anham mard er, an ham mardy vorn e, ay hannibal, du ho afrikayi vayri cexeric ches, en or qterin cak ka, caki mejn el dinozavri atam. che inchx ktesniq shhat djvar e, nor urish ban ksei, hmi urish..
sax hech` humorners ho anham chen? de myam cap tveq taqnanq

mez hargi che xosel 18+ temaneric, duq mer lsac ergery lsel eq?
nvirecir indz gishery,, ed vonc e nvire,,  nvirecir indz gishery,


 u vorn e sery

avtobusi vra grvac er erexaner,hmi ed avtobus e te erexaner

guzem mtnim tualet erku hogi dran demy kaynac en

ira gexdzeric menak xorxi gexdzy kashxa ter, myam khazar u kdarnar zli skorost

duq aveli gexecik eq, qan garuny mayis amsin kentuki nahangum

zangy tvav u saqsafony miacav

dzer mot hech kexni or inch or miat lav erg klseq, or shaat lav kerge, klseq u kmtaceq
-shat lav kerge es shan txen, mardu barapasharic u dastiarakutyunic kaxvac partadir che, vor shun lini.. lsel em erb asum en.. shat lav kerge apsos gomik e)) to qezi inch ira gomik exnely tat?? ete inqy gomik chexner du hastat ira cucaki amenaverjum kexneir

u ayd ejy tertelov hachax achqis ynknum e, inch vor meki harsaniqi jamanak irar koxw kangnac en erekoyan shorerov 40 tarekan tyotaner jpity demqerin.. vorovhetev ydpes sirun dayra verji angam verji zangin ein hage, lav e or hamlety ira harsniqin kanchec, hetn el garoxov chut keranq... incheve aydpisi nkar e texadrvac u grvac e covinar ev xachik manukyanner.. indz ed amenic 2 harc e hetaqrqrum.. ed vec knganic ov e covinary?? u erkrord harcy ur  e xachiky??  im karciqov en mejtexi kiny, um pory kax e ynkel ed qip shori aranqic, kerel e garoxov xachikin..hmi ov e ydexic anjelan..

instagrami masin yndhanrapes xosq chka. hech exel e, vor m

kzarmacnen en mardik, ovqer gukan ksen
-ap jan me 5000 dram tu partqov
kses ap ekuc kudam
u qit u mrut
-ekuc chi exni!!!
-e (userd tap tu zarmacac) chi exni klris exni harut jan, aveli lav

duq nkatel eq te inch lav ban e heraxosy, kap chuni te inch heraxos  amenasovorakan iphone 8-y ayn mardn ov uni heraxos chi dzandzrana tatikenc tany.. hamenayndeps arajin 3 jamy` minchev zaryadki nstely.. kalkulyatory, kalendary budelniky, kameran, aparaty, bataren, jamacuycy qo ynkern en ayntex vortex du petq e lines men menak` zugaranum.. indz mi angam baxt vichakvec aranc heraxos gnal zugaran... es chkaroxaca kentronanal.. uremn
ete korel es antarum, bayc grpanum unes heraxos` zangir taqsi..
ete mut poxocum qez hetapndum en tarorinak artaqinov u qaylvacqvov mardik, isk grpanum unes heraxos` zangir ynkernerid.. ays gorcoxutyuny katarelu partadir pahanjn e, vor du unenas ynkerner, isk nranq heraxos, te che ho ynkerojd televizri pultin ches zangi, ete zanges el hastat ynkerojd het ches xosi..
ete qo dzerqerid mej mahacel e knojd mayriky` isk grpanumd ka heraxos` zangir knojd hory` kisvir erjankutyamb
ete herustacuycov tesnum es ejanagin irer tankarjeq gnerov, zangir 288888 hamarov ev du el kunenas shorery kaxelu u choracnelu hamar harmaranq anerevakayeli ejan gnov yndameny 299999 dram neraryal aah. i mijayloc ov giti te inch e aah-n
ete hognel es kyanqic, han grpanicd heraxosd, mtir youtub u grir
-kak lutshe vsevo izbavitsya jizni
hamozvac em du kgtnes sparich patasxan, ete chgtnes el hastat mi ban kmtaces
ete siraharvel es u mi grpanumd heraxosd e, myusum voch mi kopek, apa du qez harc tur
-inchu apshac es lchak u chen xaytar qo aylaqq, ev kam mite kzmaylin aylaqd erkni kapuytin... ee sax xarni
ete poxocum es u zgum es te inchpes e ongstum stamoqsd` zangir mayrikid tox dzvacex ani..
u es tvarkum em heraxosi miayn mi funkcian
ete hagnvel es shat tetev` mayka trusik, u zgum es vor mrsum es, han heraxosd u parzir vor du himar anasun es.. miacru exanaky u parzir vor hunvar amisn e...
ete mut padyezdum votqd kpnum e cherevacox nardvanin u ynknum es` tap tur vrad, hanir heraxosd u miacra fotoshpichked
ete unes meqena unecox ynker u siruhi, isk grpanumd ka heraxos,, du hastat aysor ches dzandzrana.. kzanges ynkerojd, na kga meqenayov u duq kgnaq siruhud mot, khaneq heraxosnerd u kxaxaq online xax irar koxq nstac

lsel eq, vor asum en tran mardik bari en, ankexc.. chnayac aydpisi ban erevi arajin angam eq lsum

djvare mardkanc kyanqn u kencaxy, mi angam haytnveci mi tan mej,, kan e tner, vor ed tan harsy xalatov u chanterov kerta xanut, en or saxi chantery nuynn en, u me zuygm e misht  kpaksi, megm vechni boblik e, en or ed tan txamardy misht moxraguyn taki maykov e, doshi mazern el,, ay spes,, portn el kereva, mayken qichm poqr , inqn el chax u trasov.. ay ytpes tun ei ynkel, tunn el aynpisi xarnashpot er, ases doxnoc exner...  isk tan amdamnery uxxaki hrashq ein, doxnoci mej aranc popkorn kino knaein ,,, simichkov, hetn el getnin kchrtein.. iranc tan mej inchx haskcaq tqac unein hyureri vra, es el mandraj kino knaem kspasem or reklam exni cvrvim,,  mek el hankarc 18+ tesaran u

-pulty ura?  

de or poxen eli

-yly takd nae tiko..
-che taks pulty che planshetn e, zaven yly trimoi mej nae..

ha u ed tipi tneri mej misht ka trimo
-ha hmi
-trimoi vra nae myam
-trimon ura..
pulty toxnum en sksum en sax tnov trimon man gal.. isk 18 + tesarany sharunakvum e.. hishecman kargov asem vor tan mej voronoxakan ashxatanqnerov cher zbaxvum miayn roza taty.. na herustacuyc nael e sirum,,
-yly mamai u papai spalnin nae
-maman u papan spalni chunin..

giteq urdic gtan pulty?

kan tarberakner?

lusamuti gokic... 

hancharexutyuny parzutyan mej e...

mi angam poxocum qaylelis gta 10000 dram u im kyanqy himnovin poxvec.. chgitem vortexic ciacany bacvec, trchunnery sksecin clvlal, sirts sksec aveli arag xpel, achqers paylecin planqashi achqeri nman.. es ayd pahin bacahayteci vor baci sev spitak moxraguynic, kan naev karmir kanach u dexin guyner, haskaca te inch en zgum airoporti taxsistnery, xelagarvac mta xanut u hpart demqi artahaytutyamb
-yndzi myam kivi vaqs, myam kovi tushonka, myam.. che 2 hat es 200 dramanoc puri haceries, me kilom karag, che kes kilo lav, myam es kapchonni panirneric, myam el ed 250noc tamarai kornet jigyar..
vercreci u maykl jaksoni lunnaya paxodkayov hasa tun, dury bacelis miat yaahuuu(jaksoni pes),, tany sovorakanic aveli mtahog ein, isk es nairyan dalar bardu nman hpart ei ev chkun. indznic goh harcreci exbors?
-inchx enq?
-to inchx bdi exninq, en kassn or khavakeinq e 4rd dasaranic
-ha
-esor ed kasy baci or tanim en hancagorc deroi poxy tam.. 8000 er exe, 2000 el tmii, maman sav tu myam naem ed 10000y, tvi, tarav korcrec..
axpors karmir demqy darav spitak achqeris araj, es tan mijic zgaci or drsum ciacany korel e, achqers noric paylecin planqashi achqeri nman..
u ed amen inchic indz mi ban er hetaqrqir.. -hmi es es tushonken inch xxchov bacem..

verjers esh kqshei.. ytpes himar kendani chka, kses hosh kerta, kses chos kaynigy, kses hosh hosh hosh choosh chrcnegy

djvar e....

kan harcer voronq chunen patasxan, indz misht hetaqrqrel e, te inchu en prshtaluc asum aroxjutyun? or aroxj exni mardy? ed depqum hazaluc ynchi cheq se hajoxutyun? e tox hajoxak el exni eli,  chnayac hazaluc urish bab ksen. ksen qoton haza, ha qoton ynchi haza, ynchi ed qoton chi uze aroxj u hajoxak exni, es crtin hoxeri het em xaxce mrsel em, ydor mar khazam qoton ynchi haza, qoton i mijayloc mer yngeroj acakann e... amen bnakan bani hamar me imastun xosqm ka.. ha vec hogov  sus u pus kangnac en mek e` es ov hot hanec hot chi hane gazern e dus tve,, en nuyn gazern or poqr jamanak ksein gazikner,, meccel e darel e gaz..  u sax ksksen teq irar achqeri mej nael u pntrel mexavorin,, mexavorn el darna kse hech mard el hot chi hane, stexaner sax chahich e,, hedo el khishe or lennagan chahich menak selektion ka, kse en inch bnakan e da baroyakan e.. che baroyakan che sexani shurj nstac grstaly meriko jan, manavand or egel en qezi bey dnelu,, djvar e, djvar aprel ays tarorinak kyanqy u hetn el hetevel bolor arhestakan u erkatbetonya ramkekin,, kam... nuyn merikon arden kesranc tuny qnic gelni u kse,,  

-es chem xrcne
kisury kse

xrcrel es

bacarvum e, es im kyanqum chem xrcrel
-ha ches el grstace... dzer tuny

2ner hunvari, amanorer inchpes karox eiq krahel jamy 18 30 er isk es gnacqov uxevorvum ei erevan, gyumriic erevan, ays informacian inqnin karjezrkver ete chliner mi dary past.. Gnacqi li er mardkancov u stacvel er aynpes vor es kangnac piti hasnei erevan, hly es jhandam` shaat tariqov mi kin kar mer timum, kangnacneri timum, u nra ereq jam apreln er harcakani tak ur mnac te kangnac  gyumriic 40 km jam aragytyamb hasni erevan.. Nstoxneri timi mej chgtnvec meky ov zijer ir texy indZ, nuynisk zaramyal tatiky mexm asac txur er, na mec hachuyqov kbarkanar anshusht uxxaki hnaravor er vor nra barkanaly veri8n bany liner ir kyanqi, mi guce sirty chdimanar.. Bayc es ayd jamanak srti problem chunei, karox ei tuyl tal indz ayd poqrik hachuyqy, hamberutyans bajaky grete lcvelov er erb shaat urax demqi artahaytutyamb ekan  gnacqi toms chxoxnery u pahanjecin tomsi poxy.. Hmi es gjvac ksem inchqan bdi tam?

-1300 dram, dzer nor tarin shnorhavor, vstah emvor ayd mardy gnacqi varordi senyakum uner ir nstelu texy, anhnar e vor mard gitena or 4 jam bdi kaynac hasni erevan ytpes urax exni.. U amenavatn ayn e vor es verjin angam qnel ei ancac tari dektemberi 30i gishery, 3 or e es yndzi huys kudam or poezi mej kqnim, bayc ari u tes or en tipinexvacq e or aragili kayfer kenenq es u aputatiky, me voti vra enq kayne or mardik el krnanan kaynel u es gjvac u husahat, tatikin ksem

Cavt tanim hly myam bumajniks kudas, qu koxmicd harmar e... Tpavoruryuner techeikrna hanel bumajniks u ed tpavorutyuny im srtovs er, es chei uze vcharel u 4 jam kangnel kisaqun, qunn e ymbes ban e or qun e guka qun e kerta.. Zaramyal tatiky i zarmans indz charpkoren hanec bumajniks u poxy tvav ed karmir tshnerov kerac xmac uhastat sax gisjerel qnac 40anc hpparin.. Ed neng paravy chider or iranic elbdi uzen, iran ktvar 100n or kancnis poezy dzri kdarna, ydor hamar ytpes shxkalov hanec jebics bumajnikn u 1000nocy matax erav kopekneris het.. Isk es quny arac hopary yndhanrapes tariq hargel chider, paravn or im poxs tvav ed mardy naec paravi arden marac achqerin u sac

Sig es txu poxy yby qugd?

Paravic el vercrav y glorvelov gnac araj ((isk ov e vcharelu ays amerevakayeli uxevorutyan hamar)) demqi artahaytytyamb,  ed mardy stexcvel er or poxy vercner tomsy chxer u tar uxevornerin, arden tas rope e es kaynac em gnacqi mej, miat sirahae zuyg en irar dem nstac u axjiky me achqov tanjvacis knae, isk myus achqy harel e ira boyfrendi vra u krqot hayacqov knae mezi, mek yndzi mek ynkerojy, khishecnem gnacqi mejanerevakayeli nexvacq e,  es el kes kilo popok em kere, naomin knae vres vavashot hayacqov, aputatiky dzerneris mej kavartvi, hogevarqi mej e, kagaly hasel e tex u ira char gorcy kene naomii sirashaxax hayacqi patcharov, es kanache darel em halky nerverics arden 15 rope e yntacqi mej enq mnac 3 jam 45 rope