charbax salvatruche

Mardashat er charbaxi metroi kangary, dzmer er grete, arevy shixum er u lusavorum, aravotyan ody maqur er ev ktrum er acelii nman, na hevalov hasav ayntex vortexic petq e sharjver vagony, bayc parzvec animast er vazqy, gnqcqy vayrkyannner araj uxevorvel er depi shengaviti kangar...

_eb e gnace?, - harcrec tmblik tiknojy, ov plasmase kopekner er vacharum, kam poxanakum 100 drami het

-henc nor, mi qani vayrkyan araj..

Nra demqi artahaytutyuny mi poqr aylaylvev, bayc jptac u asac

-lav e de shat chem ushace - u grpanic hanec sigareti tupy..

Havaqvac gexecik seri nerkayacucichnery achqerov qarkocum ein eritasardin, um idealakan sanrvacqy` depi aj er sanrvac, qamelion aknocnery arden hascrel e8n mganal,. Mi poqr kip ashnanayin verarkun aveli shat still er qan taq mnalu pordz, koshik ery paylum ein minch ayn pahy erb anushadir tikiny kangnec votqin.. Shalvary kapuyt jins, saprvacqy inchpes joxovurdn er asum <<shusha>> er u na havaqvac trashov txaneri mej mi tesak paylum er, mi tesak ayl er, tepet na nuynisk amenaxit trashov angam cher karox chpaylel, akanjakalnerov gufy patmum er vor

(eto tvoyo lichnoye del9).. Poxpatya hayacqy, qnnaduyz achqeri ognutyamb mi qani vayrkyanum avartecin havaqvacneri rentgeny.. U Jayry nkatec gexecik axjka jerm hayacqy uxxvac ir uxxutyamb.. Mi pah nranc achqery handipecin, gufi lichnoe delo katarumy avartvec, Jayry mi pah nayec arev kochvox astxin u akanjakalneric shaaat texin miacav arkadi dumikyany` arev indz ber ser.. Ases inch or dyutox u mogakan ban kar ayd vayrkyanin, arevy bereler ser kochvacy, bayc arevi berac sery ayd pahin miayn Arkadi dumikyanin er hetaqrqrum.. Eritasardy ushacel er ashxatanqic u metroic. Na spanec sigareti mnacordy, netec axbarkxy, verjin angam nayec arevi berac sirun u pakec ayd ejy, hertakan vagony motecav karamatuycin, Jayry aylevs moraceler axjka sirunik demqy...

Katamaranon mexm asac barkacac er Jayrin zangeluc araj

-alyo maylo.. Jaayr? Co du im axpers es, nor hetnery kxosai.. Seci or Jayry im axpers e, hankarc myam aj mham dzax kpatrtem saxid araaa..

-ay axper cavt tanim normal e

-ov myam lav txu uzena tekuz annshan tupik enel Katamaranoi heraxosy karox e moment anhasaneli exni, bayc inqy ira axlor hamar misht e hasaneli. Co Jayr saxin ktxrcnem

27 7 naxaban

Barev dzez hargeli hamaqaxaqaciner ev moch miayn, aysor gyumru marzamshakutayin kentronu hyurnkal harki tak havaqvel en vorpisi mi pah morananq mer arorya hogsery, xosenq karevori, duq cicaxeq es uraxanam vor karox em mardkanc jpit pargevel, mi xosqov lav jamanak anckacnenq..

Inchpes e tramadrutyuny??

Nax mi erki barov sahmanenq kanonner... 

1 ete cicaxelu e cicaxeq,

2 ete cicaxelu che hankarc pamidorov u kaxambov chzargeq

U errord moraceq arajin u erkrord kanonnery... Es azat janr e, menq miasin enq hagecnelu erekon, ete ban kunenaq aselu dzez bardzraxos kpoxancenq u klsenq..

Nax kxndtem capahareq inqnerd dzzez,, patkeracreq duq eq bemum, bemy lusavor e, isk dahlichy annshmar.. Capahareq aynpes ases verjin angam, ases mer parpanc karavaruty lucele erkrin veraberox bolor harcery ev nor orenq mtacel..

Ov mayisi 28ic capaharec mtraki 28 harvac ..

Lav e lav e... Heriq e,, haskcanq

Capahareq indz.. Sharunakeq sharunakeq es larvac em stradiovariusi jutaki lari nman, husov em den cheq lini etr vayelem mer hovanavori tnakan ginin...

Capaharum enq Olimpusi andznakazmin ays erazy irakanutyun dardznelu hamar... Capaharumenq capaharum enq stop....

Es inchqan hogeharazat demqer kan, es inchqan ancanot barekamner kan, havataceq es el dzet barekamn em, hastat bolorid barin em kamenum, te che aryunakcakan kapy erbemn mxvum e etin plan.. Es unim barekam or im baris chi kamena, minchev aravot khamozer or

-aay txa ekka txa es, inch start ap, gna texm mti banvorutyun era, pox ashxati..

Ksem stand up bdi enem gukas, ydik inch e, inch humor, u en garuny glxun tvac vordz katvi fsshaagy,,

- inchx te, cheee cheee chenes amot e.. Du xo debil ches

Es el yndzi iroq debili tex drac layn kjpyam u ksem

-debil em

-du xo himar ches

-himar em..

-du xo ochxar ches

-lav hly hangstaci hmi vots doshid khariverem ay prchot..

U amenacavalin en e or ita kyanqi amenamec dzerqberumy xvaytakiv hanac tzbexn e, vory henc dzery kvercne kdarna soxomon imastyny

Ira tvac xorhurdneruc

-sev shir ar sevy ush kkextoti..

U ira sev shalvarin or knaes darel e kashi, iran ktva te sevy yndhanrapes chi kextoti, hetevabar lbalu kariq, xosqi ira sev shalvarn or qces getnin kjardi, ira sev shalvarno britvov qeres ktorin hech ban chi exni, ira sev shalvarn or tables patin ktngvi, ed sev shalvary krnas sres u krvis hakarakordi dem, yby sev glxarky, sev kepka e new yorki nshany spitak e exel jamanak, en jamanak or katun chon er,, hmi darel e perla, inqy ed sev shalvary khagni, kdne ed glxarky u kkayni mer mayli mayti careri koxqy, kdarna amboxji mi masy, inqy eregi ed careric syat e kangne ed maytin, inqy erevi ira hory aveli qich kharge qan ed mayti bordyury, michev cunky sev tzbex, garajic arac 4300 xramanoc koshik, en koshikneric or dprocakan vaxters ogostosi verj kertainq bazaric karneinq or septemberi mekin sirun sirun hagneinq ertainq dproc, very nshvac sary zenq shalvary, vory arevi charagayneri tak ymbes kpayle ski es erevani pubery ytpes chem payle, myatm maqur kashi goti, vory vaxuuuc arden vaqselu kariq uni iskakan adibas boomb verx, vory jamanakin spitak e exe, glxarky u amenakarevory zli hayeli aknoc, tepet inqy kse aknocners... Giteq inch tipi mard e, en or kanachin kse kananch, en or hamburvelun kse hambyurvel, en or gazarin kse gyazar.. Duq el hastat kunenaq ytpes ete voch barekam gone canot...

Kariqy u ankaroxutyuny spanel e ira nej nardun, 

Mi qani barov mer gorcnkeri masin

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slavonKan

Barev dzez hargeli usanoxner ev hyurer,, es Arturn em, Meliqovich Artury, cnvel em gyumrium, avartel texi cxakan dprocy, artnacel em aqaxaxi kanchic, de mer lennagany vorosh erevancineri hamar rayon e, menq iranc patkeracnelov zugarani tuxty motaka laynaterev caric kpokenq.. zbaxvum em stand upov mege michev verjers sasy yashik kkrei, bayc ete sportmennery mrcumner kkren, isk finansapes kayun mardik yashik kqshen,  es yashiky kgrkei, kpokei getnic eli u ktane yntex urdex or sein, isk soxnery havataceq shaat shat en, exelen depqer or nuyn yashiky skzbic tarel em aic b, heto myus tiroj hramanov tarel c, heto c ic d, heto dic f u ytoes latineren aybubeni verji tary. Heto noric sksel em a b o p q r, heto ed bondyueli yashiky drrl em getnin, myam cxel em u noric grkel em..Nax naxabans inchqor verjaban exner... Bayc guzenai burn capaharutyunneroc voxjuneinq mer esorva bolor masnakicnerin, shnorhakal em gexagitakan hachuyq patcharelu hamar..

 Indz hamar Parn u ergy tvyal joxovrdi xorhrdanishneric en, gerbi ev droshi nman.. Es vorosh joxovurdneti parin nayelov kazmum em karciqd nranc aprelakeerpi, nistukaci u barqi masin, 

miat nayenq latinkan parerin, samba rumba salsa chachacha u es shat gitem inch,, me pari anunn or chachacha exni, lurj chachacha..txa u axjik, axjiky en hagustov e vorov ira mayrn e cnel, axjik vori yubken ksksvi u kprcni porti matuycnerum, isk krcqali vra inch e? Paylun hulynqner.. Txa um hagy voch te qip ayl kip shalvar e um shalbari sksvum e aay stic u avartvum prvelov ktktan kavboyi koshikneri vra.., txa um paylun  sarochki verevi 7 kochaky qandac e, isk doshsry trashac e .. 

Mi qich tac, voch te mazery ayl inqy obshi, karmir vardnel atamneri aranqy erajshtutyuny chen miacrel bayc inqy arden parelov kmotena. 

Hola... Txen qrtnac pandoki mej kmotena axjkan u aranc barev aranc anun harcnel kmekne dzerqy u 

-parenq??

ed axjiknel,  aranc imanalu te inch avto kqshe, harust e axqat e..

Parenq ..

U parely vorn e tangoyov ksksen bachate e bachata e ydorov kprcnin, myam irar het mterim es kasei shaat mterim kaap kstexcen, ytprs kap hayastanum stexcelu hamar bdi skzbic saqs u ekexeci mtnis, isk yntex.  Pari verjum el ed gyaden qrtnac kmotecne ira anjelina jolii shurteric hyutali shuttery axjka akanjin u kshshnja

-anuns anxel e, bayc du karox es indz anxelito asel..

Isk ed axjka amusin migely nstac tekila kxme u kmtace te inch chkun e sharjvum ira kiny... Es chidem..

Voch mer knaen voch manuk, voch amot voch abur, andastiarak lqti lpirsh azg en.. Barer voronq kyanqi hmtutyan dasatusis kses dasaranis axjkan,, an es chem duq eq inch kmtaceq ed azgi masin?

Ok texapoxvinq evropa vals..

Dtdtdt, xujuj lomonosovi mazerov, aristokrat, txa axjik hast pudrin eresnerin, kruasan kuden, kofen kxmen u mard u knik irar het duqov kxosan derasanutyyn kenen, 

balet.. Balety chidem par khamarvi te voch bayc ed balet parox txeqi hagi trikon teseleq? Trikon hech chi brne demqi artahaytuttany..    kam ed balet parox axjikneri en yubken klor spitak txtic... 

Off nervanyaca.. En afrikakan cexeri pareric chem xosa el, en or mard udeluc araj u heto kparen xaruyki shurjy... Isk amerikan amerikaci azg vorpes edpisin goyutyun chuni.. Twerk... Ydik matax serundy gimana inch e mecery tox sharunaken aprel hamgist aranc ed informaciayin tirapetelu.. 

   Rusner kalin kakalin kakalin ka maya tetevsolik azg en

U ed amen inch heto ancninq haykakan parerin.. qochari, yarxushta, verjapes berd... Mer papern or razmi dasht ertaluc araj elem en or paren lernern u jayrery selen

-laav eli, menak voch im lanji vra, sarery dxrdacel en mer paperi paric, berrd.. Ashxarhum el vor azgy krna parov xaxte lerneri daravor andory... Menq demq enq, mer azgayin pareri hagukapin nae, patron dashy kapac, hracannn u nagant teq qcac , pexery xshtikcrac, hogi en dre pare mej voch tw kirq, kyanq en dre pari mej voch te kirq, hayi pary hayi chakatagri pes payqar e, kam hay axjikneri pary  hezachkun... Menq hy enq mer parov, menq hay enq mer ergov mer lezvov.. Axotqi lezun e hayereny... Es angleren chidem u 2pac kam notorious lseluc knaxandzem amerikacerin or uranq khasknan es voch, bayc komitas u meschyan lseluc amerikaconc kmexqam...

 Hancharex e azgs, hancharex e mer mej pttvox aryuny, isk duq usanoxnern u erutasardnery, mer daravor cari cilern u boxbojnern eq, paheq dzezi, sireq dzezi u dzery menq iravunq chuninq hayi mej lav y vat man galu, amenavat hayin ete cuyc taq es eli ktesnim ira lavy.. Joxovurd es arden hunor che, es qaxaqakuntyun che, es azgasirutyun e,, morqceq ov um het inch uni kiselu, barsheq moraceq u nereq, paheq mery.. Mer lezun, giry xosqy, pary u ergy hazaravor dareri mijic maqarelov hasel en mezi, menq iravunq chuninq layn bacvav matmeri aranqov nayel ed amen inchin, ekel e nor dar, ekel e mer jamanaky, berenq menq exninq avelo lavy qan mer mecery, bereq mer erexeqin ynbes dastiarakena or exnin aveli lavy qan menq...

Shnorhakalutyun jerm yndunelutyan hamar...

U inchx kse endi pandan

Ya paklanyayus maim lyudyam 

Mir vam